Anyone want to have Survivor Style Stupid-Rating-Community Contest?
Anyone want to have a Survivor-style, Most Ridiculous Rating Community Contest?
hot or die
Well, you know. Ugly, we have learned, is a disease. And apparently, no one should have to cope with it.
you are either hot or you die
Hot people just go on living forever. Helen of Troy was giving a speech on it the other day.
Name: only the hottest or kill yourself
That's a very nice name, you know, the members probably can't quite understand it the first two times you say it.
Morons come from everywhere. ;)
About: If you aren't hot, its time to die.
Yes, and if you aren't going to punctuate, it IS time to die.
THIS IS THE ONLY RATING COMMUNITY THAT MATTERS. You get in based on looks, your taste and intelligence.
CAPITALS ARE A SIGN OF HIGHER INTELLECT. Notice how they don't specify whose looks you get in based on. "Well, we thought Bush didn't look good enough." "But I'm not Bush!" "Its time to die." "But that's not even a sentence! There's no verb!" "Shut up. You have too much intelligence to be here."
1)must post pictures to be approved
Seriously, if you have to explain that to people attempting to join a hot or not community, the prerequisite of intelligence is null and void.
2)must use livejournal cut tag if more than one picture.
We can't handle two pictures of an ugly person, I mean, if we saw two, you'd have to be subjected to the electric chair.
3)only a mod can give out stamps
(See response to 1.)
4)nude pictures are allowed, but must be behind an lj cut
* SEE RULES FOR NUDE PICTURES BELOW*
Wait for it...
5)post clear face pictures.
Anyone with acne should not even bother applying. And if your shoulders are involved, that's going too far.
6)once you get stamped invite hot people
YEAH. DON'T INVITE ANYONE NOT HOT, THEY HAVE TO DIE.
7)do not vote or comment unless you're a stamped member
We can't handle the informed opinions of others. (Yeah, this is a typical rule of rating communities, several of these are.)
8)if you get approved you're hot & can vote.
(See response to 3.)
when you post for the first time
USE THIS APPLICATION:
-Name- Yeah, 'cause, you know, Brad's a hot name and Eugene isn't.
-At least one picture of you- (See response to number 8.)
-Age- 'cause, you know, too old and you'll look less hot, too young and you'll look less hot - appearance changes with information.
-Location- If you're not in an obscure province of Iraq, don't even bother.
-5 Favorite Bands- You know, in case you listen to old people music
-5 Favorite Songs- or lyrics
-Favorite Store- Hot people DO NOT shop at K-Mart.
-5 Favorite Movies- Must be terrible, stupid movies like Legally Bland.
-Favorite Actor and Actress- They have to be hot, too.
when you're accepted
*you're allowed to vote yes or no comments
*post pictures of yourself freely
*invite your hot friends
(See response to 1; I've lost track.)
when you're rejected
In case you forgot, u lzr? "Did you just call me a laser?" "No, lzr."
YOU WILL KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED WHEN YOU SEE....
THE ALMIGHTY STAMP!!!-->
ok yea the stamp sucks, you make a better one fucker.
HAHAHA. The stamp's pretty lame. And I wouldn't call it almighty, but, it got accepted; it had the necessary amount of intelligence.
->NO EXCEPTIONS AND NO ONE WILL BE SHOWN ANY MERCY<-
Yeah! Not only do we tell people to kill themselves, but we do it mercilessly. None of that, "I'm awfully sorry about this, but you really ought to kill yourself." "Oh, okay, thanks for being so compassionate about it." "Ah, well, it's not like you're able to commit sins like adultery, so you'll probably go to heaven." "Hey, yeah, you're right." "Except, well, suicide's frowned upon by God, but, hey we gave you permission." "Hmm, okay."
- when judging you should ask yourself the following questions
1) is this person hot, or should they die?
Sieg heil! Ve'll have ze Aryan race on top once again, mein fuhrer.
2) how should this person die?
In a way that reflects how they are more deserving to die than hot.
3) is the way in which the person dies considered hot? i.e. auto-erotic asphixiation
Self sexual stimulation causing the suffocating of someone's hot? Shit, I'll have to try that-- wait, no, nevermind.
4) is thier name tricia? if so, they die.
Loving the capitals, loving the I before E rule, loving the use of "thier" as a possessive when "her" would be gramatically correct.
- NO votes should be accompanied by a suggestion on how that person should die.
Because they might be too intelligent to think of one.
co-moderated from her prison cell by [info]drip_drip_drip
Here, prison cell is shorthand for "mental institution."
and from the depths of a summer camp for husky boys by [info]morbidflorist
She couldn't find boys elsewhere.
and by [info]mackdaddymoe who has no clever location
Just like the others.
and from her abortion clinic/cafe and wingery by [info]circe67
Where she's being aborted.
created by [info]stclavicus
Goodly Saint Clavicus. Saint of Fire or something. Fire, and Moisturizer. And Loufas.
oh and i randomly make people the moderators of this community. you might get lucky.
. . .because moderators can be anyone, regardless of the low IQ required for members.
*NUDE PICTURE RULES*
You must post nudes in order for us to judge you properly. Full-body nudes. If you are under 18, you must not post as many but still enough for us to sell to sites like www.xtremexploitation.com. Thank you.
. . .that's wrong, illegal, bad, I hope nobody took them seriously, I wonder if I could report that to LJ. It's another case of I-want-porn-but-the-sites-are-too-compli
ACCEPTED MEMBERS (so far)
the following people have been accepted by our elietist fuckface community as of today. i know more have applyed since now but their acceptence will be approved later.
But, we can't spell "elitist" only "fuckface." And spelling wyth a Y instead of an I is so totally kewl.
accepted members are:
[removed because I can't really bother to attack each individual, even if there are only thirty or so.]
if i forgot anyone, post and ill fix it. but if youre full of shit, youre banned
Apostrophe key not working, shift key not working, period key seems to be on its way.
these are the accepted members but everyone else who has applyed can re apply if they use new pictures, provided these pictures arent of thier ugly and stupid asses.
how to get banned from [info]hot_or_die
(Link to someone mocking the community by posting and basically saying they're not hot but not really caring about it.)
DO NOT PROMOTE YOUR COMMUNITIES IN THIS ONE. I WOULDNT GO TO YOUR DOGSHIT COMMUNITY LOOKING FOR FAT CRACK ADDICT CUMDUMPSTER FUCKRAGS, DONT COME TO MINE LOOKING FOR THE HOTNESS
Don't worry. I have no intention of going to your dogshit community looking for fat crack addict cumdumpster fuckrags or the hotness. But maybe it's just because my sex-life goes beyond LJ.
always remember, you are the asshole who has to validate your existence by asking strangers whether or not you are attractive.
And you're the moron who created a community for them. Current Mood: bored